Daniel Means

before it is not Stevie Wonder’s birthday

I will post these:

9:23 pm - May 13th, 2007

for the kids

what a friend we have in spider-man

Have you ever stopped to think how lucky God was to have the help of Spider-Man?

yes

Screaming Zombie Face

THE ENTIRE INTERNET HAS BECOME A HUGE SCREAMING ZOMBIE FACE

KILL JEFFY KILL

All I ask for in life is to be left alone with my hobbies — like, say, pretending that the Family Circus household is possessed by demons, and one of those evil spirits is starting to communicate with Dolly through her talking doll, and she’s forcing Jeffy to participate in its plans to massacre the whole town…

11:47 am - May 10th, 2007

Shoes

I need a new direction in life. I need to follow my passion. I need to join Team Healys. I need a life of fame and glamour.

I swear … kids these days.

TransformER shoes.

TransforMING shoes.

The shoes of 2015?

Hmmmm

4:50 pm - May 8th, 2007

Stuff to look at

Batgirl demands equal pay

“Holy acts of Congress!”

Uncanny X-Men 202

This period seemed to strike the perfect balance between emo melodrama, sprawling high adventure, and yes, lesbianism.

This comic was one of the first back issues my brother and I had access to back in the day. It is a GEM.

Also, the Wu-Tang Clan entry on wikipedia is way too thorough.

2:11 pm - May 7th, 2007

I think I have had this exact same problem

Lucy, you are FREAKING. OUT.

(From the quite awesome “Unseen Peanuts”, this year’s Free Comic Book Day winner)

11:37 pm - May 5th, 2007

In my life, I have mostly failed in the ability to store and comprehend useful information, but today I have come to a realization. I have finally read enough comic books so that the following statements make perfect sense to me:

Yes, thanks to events brought about by Alexander Luthor in Infinite Crisis, when the broken earths reformed into one main earth, it contained far too much energy for just one earth, and that energy caused the main earth to replicate several times over, thereby creating a new multiverse.
…

Booster saved the multiverse by catapulting a Suspendium bomb through a rift in time and having Supernova catch it at the exact right point to create a timeloop.

That, of course, being from this article regarding the end of this series.

Of course, I still don’t understand why the only thing within reach that could be used as a Suspendium reinforced cage for Mr. Mind was Skeets. Come on guys, that is stretching. You couldn’t just use like, a thermos, or something?

3:14 pm - May 4th, 2007

Finally

Give them knives!!!!

The two sides have agreed to debate in the first “Nightline” Face Off.

KNIVES!!!1!

11:48 am - May 3rd, 2007

Morituri

“The Morituri Metabolism is fundamentally incompatible with the human — and Woody’s body rejected it catastrophically. As any body must.”

Strikeforce: Morituri #1 - 1986 - art by Brent Anderson